Days go by!
Still sifting through my old fics, and haha, more gems to share! For those of you new to this, I've been rereading some stories I've written when I was in high school, so these quotes are around 10+ years old. Fun nostalgia everyone!
"I don't hire bumbling idiots! I hire psychotic maniacs!"
"Kae" Dal mumbled, "There's a weird thing dancing on my face".
"Just a dream Dal" Kae muttered, "Go back to sleep".
"I can't. It's too noisy".
"I have lost my touch! I want to die! I have lost the will to live!"
- The Evil Keychain of Doom
Lily looked at her food. Macaroni. She started eating it. Fuzzy looked at her beef steak, and started cutting it up. Dal was starting on her fish and chips. Kae was staring at the severed arm on her plate in astonishment.
"So guys, why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Me! Me! I know the answer! Shini-chicken is back from hell!"
And as proof that I'm not always writing weird stuff;
"You changed him".
"He changed himself. He was the one who chose to change. I merely offered him a path."
"No, it's not ok. Because I don't understand."
"I think the word you're looking for is believe. It's because you don't believe."